My First Blog Game

I was inspired today by reading Mara's post from October 25th, 2005. She wrote:

"go to google, type in "[your first name] needs" and search. oh, put your first name in there, not [your first name]. the latter doesn't yield very interesting stuff. list your top ten results."

I followed her advice and this is what I came up with (with some necessary editing):

David needs to become more tolerant.
I can see someone telling me this - but I'm not all for tolerance in the strictest sense.

David needs dusting often.
I don't think I'm that lazy.

David needs no introduction.
Thank you.

David needs your prayers.
I always appreciate your prayers.

David needs help.
I get by with a little help from my friends.

David needs to roar with pride.
I think I'll leave the roaring and the pride to the lions.

David needs to learn to shave.
Timothy would heartily agree.

David needs much better than this.
No way! God blesses me far beyond what I deserve.

David needs a student.
Interesting thought. I'm a student myself.

David needs to work hard and practice and go to tournaments.
I wonder what I'm supposed to be working hard and practicing in order to go to tournaments.

And finally, just because you did, Mara, here's my "good measure" one:

David needs 500 signatures to get on the ballot.
I sure hope I don't get 500 comments on this post. I'd get 1000 e-mails in my inbox!

That was fun. Feel free to do the same on your blog - just be sure to tell me about it.

Thus, my second post is... posted. Maybe next time I'll write something that makes sense.